Stuff to Buy

SLIP of the TONGUE CD *

Cautionary tales of cosmetic enhancement, DIY fetish, semi-pro flashing and cross-dressing beautifully wrapped in a chorus of bird song and half-arsed rants.

Non-Traditionally Beautiful
Neville Flowers
Dedicated Follower of Flashin'
More Balls Than Most
The Real Slimfast Shady
Tongue In Groove
Sheena Is A Prawn Cracker
Whole Lotta Nothing
Harriet Loop
The Girl With The Lazy Eye
Peace In Our Time
All Loved Up

RAPSCALLION BOP CD *

This esoteric long player contains full frontal brass rubbings and a sizeable dose of heavy orchestration. Ukelele driven, piano clad, saxophone moist and riddled with verbal clever-dickery, it's cool on the lobes and inoffensive to the nostril.

I Want You
Crap Poem No. 2
Luv etc.
Chalk and Cheese
Give Peas A Chance
Chained Melody
Waiting For U
Buff Up Your Jazz Pumps
Rapscallion Bop

The eagerly-anticipated travelogue soapy-doc-opera almost poetry book 'IRRITABLE VOWEL SYNDROME' has now finally blown its cover and tingled its spine. A more than perfect length and therefore slightly thicker than one might imagine, IVS is both a book of bits and a bit of a book. The perfect coffee table read for those without coffee tables, tuck in your shirts and prepare the rubber gloves - 'tis a warm handful indeed .......

‘Anyone who rhymes Aer Lingus with Charles Mingus is fine by me’
Fred Dellar MOJO

‘Keith Wilson talks on water’
ROGAN TAYLOR

‘Cool. Straight out of the sixties beat poet tradition of Henri, McGough and Patten’ LONDON JAZZ MAGAZINE

‘Nice work indeed’
DAVID QUANTICK

‘Original and unusual, he seems to be able to put a dryly sardonic twist on pretty much anything’
Mark Powell METRO

‘Keith Wilson is Shakespeare, Lennon, Brian Wilson, Pele, Adrian Henri and Gypsy Rose Lee rolled into one’
Mick Ord BBC RADIO MERSEYSIDE

‘It’s ace – BUY IT NOW!’
MIKE McCARTNEY

IVS Book Price £8-99

'UNPIGEONHOLEABLE' TOUR POSTER

Ideal for concealing incriminating stains on woodchip and a whole assortment of popular flock wallpapers, these half-decent posters were lovingly hand-crafted by eunuchs from free-range saplings and potato printed using traditional methods and humane traps.

Price : £3-00 (inc. p&p)

The LOUDMOUTH LIVE Tour Posters (the Joseph Grimaldi designs) and the SUMMER SKUMPARTY posters (Oslo, Norway) are now completely SOLD OUT

* SLIP OF THE TONGUE and RAPSCALLION BOP are also available fron the BBC SHOP at
Radio Merseyside Hanover Street Liverpool